"Teheran, this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?"
"flight 000, dis iz tehran felight contorol, go ahead"
"teheran , this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"dis iz tehran , vat kind of peroblem?"
"this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"
"dis iz tehran , I reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?"
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz tehran , can you get emergency power to your engines?"
"this is flight 000, negative, no power is available"
"dis iz tehran , can you peleez bering your altitude to 20,000 feet?"
"this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"dis iz tehran , can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"
"this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"
"dis iz tehran , would you peleez repeet thez words after me"
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz Tehran , repeat thez words peleez: Ashado ala elahailallah wa ashado an Mohammadan rasul Allah"
END.
Apa lagi kalau dah macam tu, mengucap dua kalimah syahadah la kan? TAPI!!!
ORANG DALAM FLIGHT BRITISH AIRWAYS TO ISLAM KE?
END.
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haha ya allah lawak btol lah bnde neh :)
ReplyDeletehehehe .. tu la lawak gile.
ReplyDeletedengan slang nye lagi, haha!
haha....nice
ReplyDeletehahaha.. agak-agak driver tu mengucap tak?
ReplyDeletehahaha..kapiaq pun mengucap ka?
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